Best Funny Knock Knock Jokes in Hindi/Urdu, Funny Jokes 2020. We are presenting here Siasi Jokes, Best Jokes, Good Jokes, Hilarious Jokes, and Joke of the Day for all age groups; especially the youngsters with beautiful images. Often you really say: “Tell me a dirty joke or Dirty knock knock jokes”.
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Siasi Funny Jokes 2020 | Jokes of the Day
Pakistan ab sirf aik hi surat min
Semi-Final mein ponch sakta hi
Agar World-Cup ka record
Jala dia jaey...Showbaz sharif 
Patwari kehtey hein:
Charas, Sharab, Cocaine,
Sub nashey Imran Khan kerta hi
Halaaan-keh....
Phephrrey, gurdey, dil, aantein
To in dono ki kharab hein
Patwari aisy shakhs ke
Zara-e-amdan pochty hein
Jis ka sign kia hoa Balla (Bat)
3 Karor, 70 Lac min firokht hota hi
Modi sarkar uss mulk ko
Dhamkian de rahi hi
Jahan Chawal Kernal ke,
Tyre General ke aur
Cigarette Captain ke
chaltey hein...
Baoo gee jail mein
kitab likhney ka irada rakhtey thy
Unwaan tha:
Gatroon ki safaai se....
Khazaney ki safaai tak
Lahore High Court ka naya naam
"Loohaar High Court"
Bhai ko 100 rupees diay Pepsi laney ke liey
90 ki Pepsi aai....Baqi 10 rupees wo kha gia
Maryam theek kehti hi:
Her ghar mein Nawaz Sharif basta hai
Doran sarkari nokari
Rishwat, Corruption, Zulm
Aur retirement ke baad...
Masjid, Tasbih, Namaz ki pehli saf
Kehtey hein ke Larkiayan...
Ghar ka teen dabba aur sookhi rotiayan
Baich ker bhi net package lagwati hein
Jang chahey sar per ho...
Lerkiyon ko sirf aik hi fikr hoti hai
Jang waley din kaprey kon se pehnein!!
Larkiyon ka bas chaley to
CV ko bhi
Gota Kinari aur Lais laga ker
Jama kerwain....
Aaj kal ka piyar bhi Wifi ki tarah ho gia hi
Paas rahen to "Connected"
Door ho jaein to....
"Searching for new device"
Jin nao-jawano se nahatey hoey Sabun (soap) bhi
Pharrak ker flash mein gir jata hi...
Wo bhi larkiyon se keh rahey hotey hein
Janoo! "Tumhein mujh se koi nahi cheen sakta"
Hamesha itney khush nazar aao
Keh chorr ke janey wala ye sochy
Lagta hi iss ki kahin aur
Setting ho gai hi....
Shadi ke baad hamein samajh aai keh
Hero-Heroin ke miltey hi...
Film khatam kiyon ker detay hein
Khawateen agar taweez dhaga lena chor dein
To aadhey se ziyada Jaili Peer ye kaam chor ker
Mistiryon ke sath dihaarri per lag jain ge
Aaney waley waqton mein Maan
apney bachon se kahey gi:
Tumhein palney ke liey...
Main sara sara din off-line rehti thi
Tab ja ke tum barrey hoey !!
Aik gaey (cow) Lahore se bhagti hoi ja rahi thi,
Haathi (Elephant) ne usey roka aur bhagney ki waja pochi:
Gaey boli: Lahore High Court ka hukm hi ke.....
Mulk ki tamam bhainson (buffaloes) ko qaid kia jaey
Hathi bola: Magar tum to gaey ho,
Tum kiyon bhag rahi ho?
Gaey ne qadrey tahamul se jawab dia keh
Mujhey pata hi mein gaey hon,
Laiken agar inhon ne mujhey pakar lia to
Kam-az-kam 20 saal ye sabit kerney min lag jaen ge
Keh mein gaey hon bhains nahi......!!
Ye sun ker Haathi bhi bagney laga...
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