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LIFE AFTER MARRIAGE
Shohar Jumma ki Namaz perh k ghar aya
to Khushi se Beevi ko utha k jhomny laga
Beevi: Kia Molvi sahab ne
Romance per Khutba dia hi??
Shohar: Nahi...Nahi...
Aaj Molvi sahab ne kaha:
Jo Shakhs dunya min apni takleef
Khushi Khushi uthaey ga
"wo seedha Jannat min jae ga"
ABOUT LIFE BEFORE MARRIAGE
Shohar ne Beevi se poocha:
Sach sach batao: Tum aaj tak
kitny Mardon k sath soi ho?
Beevi: Aap k sath hi soi hon !!
Baqi kab sonay dety thy....hahaha
ABOUT WRONG CALL AT HOME
Shohar:
Jaan! socha call ker lon,
Tum mujhy yaad ker rahi hogi
Beevi:
Aur jo subah Larrai hoi thi
wo kia thi ?
Shohar:
O! Fitty monh ghar da number mil gia
ABOUT LOVE AFTER MARRIAGE
Dulha:
Aaj se tum meri
Zeenat ho
Tabassum ho
Tamanna ho
Dulhan sharma ker boli:
Aaj se aap bhi mery liay
Yasir ho, Zain ho, Rizwan ho
ABOUT QUARREL BETWEEN HUSBAND AND WIFE
Beevi:
Tum mujhy aisi do batein bolo
k aik se min Khush ho jaon
aur dosri se mujhy ghussa aa jae
Shohar:
1. Tum meri zindgi ho...
2. Aur Laanat hi aisi zindgi per...
ABOUT DOCTOR'S ADVISE
Mian Beevi Doctor k paas gai
Clinic se nikal ker Beevi boli:
Doctor ne kaha hi k Mukhtalif Mulkon ki Sair kro
Taakey tabiat per acha asar parry
Shohar sar khujaty hoey: Acha !!!
Beevi: To ab aap faisla ker lo k kahah kahan jana hi?
Shohar: Chalo Dosry Doctor K Paas....
ABOUT MARRIAGE CONSULTATION TO A FRIEND
Beevi Shohar se:
Sunye Gee! Ap ka dost
aik Pagal Larki se
Shadi ker raha hi
Ap usy rokty nahi?
Shohar: Min Q rokon ??
Kanjar meno rokia see !!
Meri wari ty barra Nachiya see...
ABOUT WIFE EATING GOLE GAPPE
Beevi mazay mazay se Gole Gappe kha rahi thi...
20 se 25 kha liay to apny Shohar se pocha:
10 aur kha loon??
Shohar: Na Gin kha le !!
Beevi ne shohar ko thaparr mara aur boli:
"Nagin" kis ko bola ?
Shohar: Array min ne kaha:
'Na...Gin' (don't count), kha le
Jitna Dil kerta hi Janoooo !!!
ABOUT WIFE'S BODY SAME AS PEPSI
Beevi: Shadi se pehly min Pepsi ki bottle ki tarah smart thi
Shohar Jal ker bola:
Tum ab bhi Pepsi ki bottle ki tarah hi ho
Beevi Khush hoty hoey: wo kesy ??
Shohar: Pehly tum Regular bottle ki tarah thi aur ab Jambo size...
ABOUT IMPORTANCE OF THERMA-METER
Doctor ne Aurat k munh min
Therma-meter rakh ker
munh band kerny ka kaha...
Shohar aurat ko itni der Khamosh
baitha dekh ker bola:
Doctor sahab !
Ay cheez kitny di aandi aa !!!
ABOUT FATHER-IN-LAW
Shohar:
Tumhary Abba ki aag lagany
ki aadat ab tak nahi gai
Beevi: Q ab kia hoa ??
Shohar: Aaj pher poch rahy thy
Meri Beti se shadi ker k
"Khush To Ho Na"
ABOUT ALOO PARATHY
Beevi:
Ye Aaloo k parathon min
Aaloo to nazar hi nahi aa rahy...!!
Beevi: Chup ker k khao !!
Kashmiri Pulao min
"Kashmir nazar aata hi kia"?
ABOUT HUSBAND LEARNING ENGLISH TO HIS WIFE
Shohar Beevi ko English sikha raha tha
Beevi dopahr min: Dinner le lo Gee !!
Shohar: Jaahil ! ye dinner nahi Lunch hi...
Beevi: Jaahil ho tum,
"Ye Raat Ka Bacha Hoa Khana Hai"
ABOUT BEAUTY OF WIFE
Beevi apny Shohar se:
Aap ko meri Khoob-sorti
achi lagti hi ya Aqal-mandi
Shohar: Mujhy to tumhari ye
Mazaq ki aadat bahot achi lagti hi
ABOUT SLEEPING TOGETHER
Beevi ne Shohar se kaha:
Please meri taraf munh ker k soen
Mujhy darr lag raha hi
Shohar:
Acha!! Bas tum ne hi jeena hi...
"Min Beshak Darr Darr K Mar Jaon"
Must watch...👇
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