Latest Top 15 Pathan Funny Jokes in Urdu and Roman Urdu | Latest Funny Jokes

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1.   ABOUT BUYING A KALASHANKOF (RIFLE)

Aik Punjabi ne Peshawar min Kalashankof (Rifle) ka soda kia

Khan:  Yahen pe leni hi to 40 hazar aur

            Ghar ponchwani hi to 1 lakh...

Punjabi:  Ye lo 1 lakh aur Lahore poncha do

Pathan:  Theek hi ghar ponch ker phone kerna

Punjabi ghar ponch ker:  Gee Khan sahab! min ghar ponch gia hon

Khan:  theek hi...

"Kalashankof tumari gari k neechy bandha hoa hi"

2.   ABOUT SELLING ALMONDS TO SARDAR

Aik Pathan badam (almond) baich raha tha...

Sardar ne pocha:  Ye khany se kia hota hi?

Pathan:  Acha ye batao aik killo chawal min kitny danay hoty hin?

Sardar:  Pata nahi...!!

Pathan ne us ko aik badam khilaya aur bola:

Batao!  aik darjan min kitny aam (mangoes) hoty hin?

Sardar: 12

Pathan:  Dekho dimagh tez hoa na...!!

Sardar: 2 Killo de yaar! ye to barri kam ki cheez hi...!!!

3.   ABOUT THE PREGNANCY AND BECOMING PARENTS

Beevi:  Aap bahot motay ho gai ho...

Pathan: Tum bhi to moti ho gai ho....

Beevi: min to maan ban-ney wali hon...

Pathan: min bhi to baap ban-ney wala hon... 

4.   ABOUT FAMILY PLANNING

Pathan apny dost se:

Jab mery bachy hon ge to min aik

ko Lahore aur dosray ko Pindi chorr aon ga

Dost:  wo kion??

Pathan: kal TV per bata rahy thy...

"Bachon min waqfa zaroori hi"

5.   ABOUT THE FATHER AS A DOCTOR

Pathan Sardar se bola:

Tera baap to doctor hi, 

phir bhi to beemar ho gia !!

Sardar bola:

Tera baap bhi to Condom baichta hi...

Salay! phir bhi tu paida ho gia....hahaha

6.   ABOUT THE LOAD-SHEDDING

Pathan:  Light nahi hi to Kambakht! Pankha hi chala do

Beevi:  Aakhir Pathan hi ho na...!! Aqal to hai hi nahi....

Pankha chala dia to mom-batti bujh jae gi...

Phir kia karo ge andhery min....!!!

7.   ABOUT THE LOAD-SHEDDING

Teacher:  Bijli (light) kahan se aati hi?

Pathan:  Mery Mamoon k ghar se...!!

Teacher:  wo kesy??

Pathan:  Jab bijli jati hi to Aba ge kehty hin:

"Saalon ne pher bijli band ker di"...!!!

8.   ABOUT AN INTERVIEW

Pathan se interview min poocha gia:

Aap ko kitny Saalon ka tajarba hi??

Pathan:  3 Saalon ka !!

Wesy 2 Saalian bhi hin...

Magar hum ne un ko 

Haath bhi nahi lagaya...!!! 

9.   ABOUT SHOPPING CLOTH AND FIRST NIGHT OF MARRIAGE

(1)

Pathan: Shirt k liay kaprra dikhao

Salesman: Plain min dikha don, Sir !!

Pathan: Nahi Helicopter min dikhao...

Khabees ka Bacha...

"Jahan Pathan dekha, wahan Mazaq sharo"

(2)

Pathan shadi ki raat barra preshan tha

k Beevi se kia baat karay...

Aakhir bahot sochny k baad bola:

Tumhary ghar walon ko pata hi

"K Tum Raat Edher Raho Gi"

10.   ABOUT DIALOGUE WITH AIR HOSTESS

Pathan Air Hostess se:

Tumhara shakal hamara 

Beevi se milta hi...!!

Air Hostess: Bakwas band karo !!

Pathan: Masha-Allah, zuban bhi milta hi...!!!

11.   ABOUT ATTENDING MARRIAGE CEREMONY

Pathan aik shadi min gia...

Jab khana laga to uss ko plate nahi mil rahi thi...

Pathan ne khana jaldi se apny daman min dalna sharo ker dia...

Logon ne jab poocha k yeh kia ker rahy ho??

to Pathan ne kaha:

"Daagh to chala jae ga, Per ye Waqt pher nahi aye ga"

12.   ABOUT DIALOGUE WITH A TAILOR

Aik Pathan ki Pent phat gai...

Darzi (tailor) se silwa ker bill pocha...

Darzi:  250

Pathan ne ussy 500 dia...

Darzi:  ye kia??

Pathan: Tera bill sun k phir phat gai hi...!!!

13.   ABOUT TEACHER AND PATHAN

Teacher:

2 min se 2 niklay to kia bacha?

Pathan:

Hum ko sawal samaj nahi aya !!

Teacher: Tumhary paas 2 Rotian thein
Tum ne un ko kha lia, ab kia bacha?
Pathan:  Saalan

14.   ABOUT DRINKING WATER WITH A GLASS

2 Pathan paani peeny gaey

to Glass ulta parra tha

Pehla Pathan:  

Iss ka to munh hi band hi...

Dosra Pathan:  

Ye to neechy se bhi toota hoa hi...

15.   ABOUT PATHAN AND TEACHER

Teacher Pathan se:

Alif, Bay, Pay....Sunao !!

Pathan:  Alif, Bay, Pay....

Teacher:  Aur sunao...!!

Pathan:  Bas Allah ka shukar hi...

Sub theek hi...

"Aap Sunao"