Hello guys! Today I am here with you to make you laugh with Top 20 Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi and Roman Urdu in different categories with beautiful pictures (infographics). I also introduced here a text version of funny jokes in Roman Urdu for those who love SMS and intend to submit funny jokes to their families and friend’s network. So just copy and paste the text below pictures and send it. It’s completely free and allowed. You can download it and share on social media as well.
As you know, happiness is essential for human life. Often we all are in need of entertainment when we are tired or under pressure (in depression). Funny Jokes are the most powerful source to reduce depression, make smiles and give happiness to all age groups.
As Dr. Seuss said:
“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”
We have selected here Top 20 Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi and Roman Urdu with pictures. Let’s enjoy…
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ABOUT CHECKING OF HUSBAND'S MOBILE PHONE
Aorat ne aik din apny Shohar ka
Mobile Phone check kia
Naam kuch iss tarah save kiay hoey thy
Annkhon ka ilaaj...!!
Honton ka ilaaj...!!
Dil ka ilaaj...!!
Beevi ne nehayat ghussy min apna number dial kia...!!
Screen per aya...
"Laa ilaaj"
ABOUT BOY-GIRL LOVE STORY
Aik Larka (boy) tha aur aik Larki (girl) thi
Dono apas min piar kerty thy
Larki k Baap ko pata chal gia...us ne ghussy min Larkay ko uthwa lia
Baap ne Larkay ko kaha aaj tujhy aisi saza don ga k
Her Aashiq yaad rakhy ga aur ibrat le ga
Uss ne Larki ki gardan ko bijli se chalny wali aari k agay ker dia
Abi aari uss ki gardan ke paas hi thi k light chali gai
Aur Larka chilaya........Pakistan Zinda Baad
ABOUT GIRLS DON'T LIKE BLACK BOYS
Larkion ko:
Kala Dopatta
Kala Libaas
Kala Naqab
Kalay Jootay
Kali Juraben
Kali Ponian
Kali Choorian pasan hoti hen
Laiken Kala Larka pasand kion nahi hota?
Noora Mussali media se batein kerty kerty ro para...
Kia Ye Khulla Tazad Nahi???
ABOUT PIND DA BABA (OLD MAN OF VILLAGE)
Pind Da Baba
Jummay di taqreer wich
Ro Ro k kehnda si
Meno Rasoolan naal piar ay
Meno Rasoolan naal ishq ay
Meno Rasoolan naal muhabbat ay
Tey pher agley Jummay wich, pind wich
Na baba si, tey na Chachi Rasoolan si
Iss liay kehnday ne ko Logo !!
Babay de gallan ghor naal sunian karo...
ABOUT HUSBAND WITH MOTHER-IN-LAW
Shohar apni Saas se:
Aunty ! ap ki Beti min hazaroon khamian hin
Saas: Haan Beta ! issi liay to
Issy acha Larka nahi mil saka.....hahaha
ABOUT PUNJAB'S HAJJ (AFTER RETURNING BACK)
Aik Punjabi Hajj kerny gia
Wapas aya to dost ne poocha
Wahan Shetan ko pathar maray thay??
Punjabi: Pathar maran da moqa te nahi milya
Per Galian Changian Kadian San
ABOUT USING MOBILE PHONE TODAYS
Pehlay koi akela baitth k hansta tha
To log kehty thy ye pagal hi ....
Ya iss per saya hi ....
Ab koi akela baitth k hansta hi
To log kehty hin Yaar
Mujhy bhi Forward ker ...!!!
ABOUT BUTT SAHAB'S MARRIAGE FIRST NIGHT
Aik Butt Sahab
Apni Shadi wali Raat
Kamray (room) min aye
Dikaar Mara
Kundi Lagai
Shirt Utari
Aur bolay:
Sohnio ! Enj kion baithy ho?
So jao kal Waleema bhi khana hai...!!!
ABOUT LIFE AFTER MARRIAGE
Aik Aadmi ki Shadi
Nahi ho rahi thi
Wo roz 2 Rakaat
Salat-ul-Hajaat perhta tha
Aakhir uss ki Shadi ho gai
Ab wo ro 4 Rakaat
Salat-ut-Toba perhta hai...
ABOUT CHARSI (DRUGS ADDICTED MAN)
Aik Charsi ne doston ki dawat ka program banaya
Aur apny hi ghar se raat ko Bakra chori kia
Aur khoob dawat ki
Subah jab ghar poncha to Bakra wahan kharra tha...
Charsi ne Beevi se poocha:
Bakra kahan se aya ???
Beevi boli: Bakray ko goli maro,
"Raat se Kutta ghaib hi".....😁
ABOUT LION'S LOVE EFFECTS
Aaadmi: Aap ka kutta to bilkul Sher jaisa lagta hai...
Kia khilaty ho?
Dosra Aadmi: Ye kamina Sher hi hai...
Sala piar k chakar min parr gia to
Shakal kuttay jaisi ho gai hai....
ABOUT COOKING DEER MEAT
Aik Aorat ne Hirni ka gosht pakaya...
Laiken apnay bachon ko is ka naam nahi bataya
K ye kis ka gosht hai?
Aur ishara detay hoey boli:
Ye wo hai jo tumhary papa mujhay piar se bulatay hain...
Achanak aik bacha zor se chilaya:
Oey! Na kha, Khoti paki ay Khoti......hahaha
ABOUT POWERFUL MAN
Papu Baap se:
Abu ye Mard kisy kehty hen?
Baap: Uss powerful insan ko
Jo ghar per Hakoomat kerta hai...
Papu: Main bhi barra ho ker
"Ammi ki tarah Mard bano ga"
ABOUT MARRIED MAN
Ghussay ka ana Mard hony ki nishani hai
Aur Ghussay ko pee jana....
Shadi Shuda Mard ki nishani hai !!!
ABOUT PATIENT'S BRAIN MEMORY WASH
Aik Doctor ne Mareez ki
Memory wash ker k poocha:
Batao! Tumhen kuch yaad aa raha hai?
Mareez: Sirf Beevi ka naam yaad hai...!!!
Doctor: Sub kuch format ho gia
Laiken Virus nahi gia....!!!
ABOUT WAITING FOR KAFI (TEA)
Gahak Kafi (tea) ka intezar kerty kerty tang aa gia
To hotel se jany laga
Itnay min waiter dorra dorra aya
Aur table per kafi rakh ker bola:
Barri mazedar kafi laya hon...!!
South America ki mashoor kafi hai...!!
Gahak: Maaf kerna bhai !
Mujhy maloom nahi tha k tum meri khater
Itni door chalay jao ge.....!!!
ABOUT SARDAR WITH TRAFFIC POLICEMAN
Teen Sardar motorcycle per jaa rahy thy
Traffic police waly ne hath ka ishara de ker roka...
Edher se Sardar ne bhi hath dia...
"Naan Bao Gee! Assi pehly hi teen aan"
ABOUT SARDAR'S MOBILE BATTERY
Sardar: ye mobile to mujhy
Kangaal ker de ga !!
Dost: wo kion??
Sardar: her dosry din likha aata hai...
"Battery Low"
Ab tak 20 batterian
badil chuka hon...!!!
ABOUT DEATH OF SARDAR'S WIFE
Sardar:
Parsoon meri Beevi
Kuvin min gir gai
Bahot chot lagi bechari ko
Bahot cheekh rahi thi
Dost: ab kasi hai wo?
Sardar: Ab theek hai...
Kal se Kuvin min se aawaz nahi aai...!!!
ABOUT TEACHER AND SARDAR
Ustaad shagird se:
Jis aadmi ko sunai na de
Uss ko English min kia kahen ge?
Sardar Shagird: Jo marzi keh do...
Uss ko kon sa sunai de ga...!!!
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